i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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