Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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