U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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