you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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