Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I love you. Go after that dick
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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