She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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