the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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