we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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