Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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