this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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