Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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