i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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