Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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