I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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