She announced her abortion via fbk
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
