It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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