I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
my nose is crying tears of wow.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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