Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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