i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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