also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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