There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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