it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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