she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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