You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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