Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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