? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I have post one night stand depression
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