Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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