Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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