I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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