Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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