did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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