16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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