I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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