I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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