Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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