I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
