Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
40s are totally the cure
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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