This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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