is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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