So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm jealous of your bromance
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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