North Korea, Best Korea!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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