I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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