I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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