You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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