bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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