Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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