your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
