You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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