Apparently you make a good broom.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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