She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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