There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
