Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
