her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
one might say we're banned from that church
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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