You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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