This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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