I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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