Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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