Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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