just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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